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[Email Subject Line: “Are You Tired of Having Your Books Go Unread and Unloved?”]

Here’s the deal…

You spent hours and hours writing your novel or nonfiction eBook. I’ve done it myself, so I know what an act of will it can be. (And let’s not even talk about the emotional investment. Your book is your baby, am I right?)

You spent hours and hours sending your book out into the world. You followed whatever advice you could find, you developed the soundest launch strategy you could, and then you prayed. 

And then your book landed with a thud. 

No one’s reading it. Hell, no one even knows it’s alive. 

What should you do?  You could do what I did when my first book failed. You could curl up into the fetal position and cry your eyes out.

That’s not what I recommend, however. It didn’t work for me, and it won’t work for you. 

After my how-to book, Make Easy Money Scamming Your Friends and Family, flamed out, I wondered where I’d gone wrong. 

I  wondered hard. I started to dig. Soon, my digging turned into an obsession. Why did my book fail when other books in my niche–books that, frankly looked inferior to mine–rose into the stratosphere?

I’ll give you one little clue… It was marketing. A poorly marketed book might just as well not have been written. 

Okay, great… How do you market a book successfully then?

I’m glad you asked, because this is the part of the email where I tell you!

Please, don’t let your beautiful babies, your unloved and unappreciated books, waste away any longer. 

Let me help.

If you sign up for my course, Market Your Book with Lies and Deceit, within the next 24 hours, I’ll hook you up with a one-time only deal of 25% off!  Ordinarily, this thing goes for $200 dollars, but if you act before Mr. Sun makes one more trip around us, you’ll get it for $150!

What do you get for your one-fifty? I give you the benefit of my months of research in an easy-to-follow 45 minute course.

Five modules, five proven strategies:

  • Retitle your book using an existing title to breed confusion!
  • Give your book a misleading description!
  • Have your friends and family post stellar reviews for your book using assumed names!
  • Make outrageous claims in your Author Bio!
  • Choose a provocative cover for your book to startle the senses of your prospective reader!

Five strategies, 45 entertaining minutes, $150 for 24 hours only.

Click the big green button below and throw your drowning baby, your book, a lifeline!

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